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Please remember a few things when shopping with Toolshed Apparel. For starters ALL ITEMS are made to order, no inventory is kept, your item is created for you! Also, this is a one man show, I do not have a team of people creating and expediting orders. It’s just me, Sawyer, and I only have two hands plus a full time job and an acute case of adult ADD so patience is appreciated. Add these together and it’s a miracle I can get anything done, but typically it takes 3-5 days for items to ship.
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